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74 • Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 19
I feel that it is my moral obligation to call the attention of all of you to a situation that may arise in a couple of days that may change your lives forever. I can speak of this phenomenon because of many past familiarities of the negative consequences involving this day and rosy cheeked (front and back) child involved. I have quite a few years on many (mostly all) of you, this does not make me wiser but I just more experienced. I hope to be giving you all ample and sufficient warning so that you might be prepared and prevent a misfortune that would make life unlivable. On or about February 14th there will be a plump, little, winged, blond, curly headed, Caucasian baby flying around attempting to shoot people through the heart with an arrow to make them fall in love. As I can attest to, this chubby cherub’s aim is not always true and herein the problem lies. Cupid does have a tendency to miss every so often, his projectile piercing a part of the anatomy other than the intended mark, the heart, causing quite a predicament not to mention pain to the recipient. I have been shot in the “BEHIND” (HINEY) more than once and besides the physical pain and discomfort when sitting, the desired effect of LOVE was not achieved causing my feminine counterpart to “DESPISE” me, much to my despair. One might think that with all the advanced technology available to everyone in these modern times that the little “Archer of Love” would update his delivery device (a crossbow with a 4x scope) to something at least common to the 14th century. So PLEASE, PLEASE beware!! I wish you all find “LOVE” and have the “LUCK” that Cupid does not miss!!! HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!!!!
Sebastian
36 • Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 60
Peter
42 • Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States
Seeking: Female 20 - 44
Will
43 • Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States
Seeking: Female 35 - 44
Gregory
54 • Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States
Seeking: Female 30 - 52

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